/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18639005
The study of the blade...

>>17508196
>You have never been to Japan

>>12890394
>why yes, my favorite alcoholic beverage is white claw, how could you tell?

>titanium-plated adjustable japanese herb scissors

>>11868217
>I'd feel better eating the grilled carcass of a tard.

>>11309659
*teleports behind you*
heh, nothin personnel, kid

Yes, i was talking shit, what will you do with it ?

>>10525442
>heh, I only feed my seven year old child the finest of meals including, but not limited to: beef Wellington prepared by none other than Gordon Ramsay and only the freshest of sushi that I had shipped from Jiro’s

>Coffee, please. Huh? What do you mean, how? Milk? Sugar? I ordered coffee. Coffee is coffee is coffee. If I wanted coffee-milk, then I would have said coffee-milk. Now hurry up and serve me coffee.

>>10312193

>>9247104

>>9113452
its really fun if you read

>>9113434
>this isn't a conversation. this is a monologue. i'm the only one speaking here. the rest of you are just reacting, like chemicals. it's difficult to consider you alive.

while looking at pic related

>>8908277
>not allowed to enjoy things unless you're an elitist faggot

>I want to slice his throat every time he opens his mouth

>he eats more than 1 meal a day

>>8551180
>there's just no value in caring.

>He flips his eggs
>He doesn't cover the pan

>>8463054
It's just bread praying to a space wizard

>>8463397
I like to live dangerously

>>8403781

>extra avocado on that sushi roll please

>that one guy who takes a little hot sauce bottle with him everywhere he goes

>>8298448
*teleports behind you*
*hands you your pink slip*

>>8257349