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A one pound of venison, green onions, rice, sweet peas. I have plenty of seasonings by the way

So this girl I was dating told me she would never eat venison. While I'm not a hunter myself, my family is and I always have some venison roasts, chops, and steaks in my freezer. Anyways, I mentioned to this girl a few times that I would make some venison for this girl a few times. Every time she would get angry and say 'no, I'm not going to eat deer!' while stamping her foot like a petulant child. 'What's the difference between beef and venison' I would ask. ' YOU EAT COWS BUT YOU DON'T EAT DEER!!' she would yell back.

Which seemed really fucking stupid to me. So I developed a plan.

One night I invited her over for dinner. I made chili. But I didn't use beef, I used venison. I cut a roast up into cubes and let the whole pot simmer all afternoon on the stove. When it was done, the venison was pull apart tender. And I put beans in my chili. Because fuck you chili needs beans. Black and kidney beans if you're wondering.

Anyways, this girl came over, ate the chili and loved it. She went on about how tender the meat was and how she had only had chili with ground beef before and this was so much better. She never specifically asked what the meat was and I never brought up what it was. She could be prone to being dramatic at times, so I figured I'd give it some time before the big reveal. After dinner I put my doddle in her front butt. Back butt was still off limits.

I gave it about a week.