/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>met gril on Tinder
>for lunch she suggested a Mexican place she liked
>love Mexican food so I agree
>food is good, we're hitting it off
>she asks if I want to go for a hike after lunch, don't have anything better to do so I go along with it
>in the middle of the hike I get a terrible case of the shits
>tell her I need to pee because I think it's weird if I tell her I need to shit and run off the trail to find somewhere to shit
>before I get my pants all the way down some shit falls into my pants, ruining my boxers
>I'm on the verge of tears, but compose myself, toss the dirty laundry into the woods and finish the hike
fuck Mexican food for a first date