/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14283169
How fucking stupid do you have to be to wake up, find a specific thread about some over-glorified Pennsylvania deli/gas station, and post something like that?

My father recently related a story to me about how he pretty much lived on baked onions in college. I looked upon him with disgust, and realized we shall never get along.

>>13630024
I may be drunk, and that should't be an excuse, but ....what?

...

Oh, shit. Now I get it, sorry. Again, drunk. Ah, I'll try again tomorrow. Boy is my face red.

5'9"
200 lbs
A hungry man dinner, some pan fried chicken and about a couple pints of whiskey. Oh, and a little cinnamon ice cream, some chips... Pack and a half of smokes. Fuck you it's the weekend. Bacon and eggs next.

>>12953688

>>12803881
No I'm.. doesn't.

>>12757235
Goddamn you shit posters are exhausting.

Recently?

I fished a quarter of a Wendy's cheeseburger wadded up in trash from the kitchen garbage. I originally couldn't finish it because alcoholism had ruined my appetite and work was especially difficult. But then when I was drunk later I got hungry and remembered I pitched it. That was an especially proud moment. Bent over the trash in case I puked, shoving a cold chunk of fast food into my gaping maw as the cat looked on in judgement, eager for me to finally scoop his litter.

I blame this all on jews and mexicans.

>>12582459
Thanks, hard times have befallen me any praise is welcome, When I was a young man,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edCOwJQM50c

But now being old, this one gets me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZaeKwgS7wg

Being raised between north and south kinda fucked me up.

>>12518143
I was wrong. There IS no god.

Tony's on Crystal Street had a signature pie. It was anchovies, green olives, and a whole bunch of other shit. It was the goddamn greatest but the old fuck had to up and die. Now you'd be lucky if they didn't fuck up your extra cheese. Dear god what a shame. Tony, you fat fucking wop, you owed us more time.

>>12355006
Jesus fucking Christ am I glad I escaped from Georgia.

NO. That's for putting on some saltines with a little hot sauce while you play spades with grandpa in the upstate lake house while complaining about women and kids these days.

>>12244776
And now she's gone forever. Off to sing in some shitty band in Austin. She'll look up and miss Pennsylvania once in a while... but she don't care no more.

>>11952012
I went to a chick fil a a few weeks ago. It had been years since I've eaten there as I moved away from the south a long time ago. I was on business, and holy shit, there's a fucking chick fil a. We stop. Co-workers want drive thru, I tell them no. This is an experience that must be taken in a sit down environment. The meekly submit to my iron will. The place was crowded as fuck. Like, holy shit. Look at all these white people. Order a chicken club from some plastic looking hitler youth automaton with a phony smile and dead eyes. They give me some fucked up cup thing. Okay. Sit. Getting nervous now. Old man shuffles up to me and brings food, grinning like an idiot. We eat in silence. It was okay, too sweet of a bun. Nothing like my childhood memories of getting free samples in the mall food court. Malls don't exist anymore. Chick fil a tastes like ashes. Georgia doesn't exist anymore. Life is endless suffering. Suicide would be an option but I am a coward. Pain. Pain.

So I stole a shit load of mayo packets and we left.

OP here. You all doubt my cooking prowess just becuase I won't ...bow to staples and... shit. Fucking think i can't do with stray bits? Fuck that. Soon it begins. Soon. You won't be laughing then. THen you can shove your majoram coacked dildos up yer fucking asses and the egg salad pulled out with the sucktion with taste just as good as if it had lemonzest. Mark it. Now to show what/s what.

See you there bitches
>>5476081

So, how did I do? I heard some faggot say it looked horrible, and another proclaim that he wanted more.

Be the judge, the jury, and decider. Do it.

>>4563107
That was like two years ago. It was fine after the doctors at the prison took care of it. And yes, as fucking stupid as it sounds, I was cleaning it and it went off. To be fair, I was on meth.

Goddamn, I am a living white trash stereotype.

>>4108478

I mean cheesecake. And cheese too. I have both. Why do you think this is a bad idea? Could be awesome. What's cheesecake but cream cheese and .... that other stuff.

/ck/

I had my wisdom teeth out for 48 hours now, and will soon be able to eat actual solid food again. How shall I break this fast? Taco bell? A bloody steak with mushrooms? Scalloped potatoes and stuffed peppers? WHAT? God, I would be drooling if the smack wasn't killing my appetite.