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>another thread of non-americans seething about america
yawn

>>20242848
Put whatever you want man, it's a free country.

A patriot dunks their freedom fries in BBQ sauce, ranch, honey mustard, or buffalo wing sauce

Ice cream after going to the beach, when your body is still covered in saltwater and the sunburn hasn't set in yet

>>18326884
my great great grandfather was the town rapist somewhere in ireland and forced his children to move to america and work in a steel mill in pittsburgh until they all died of lung cancer
If he knew I survived working only 40 hours a week and can argue with people on the other side of the world about beer using a computer powered by literal magic his head would explode

>>17961896
I hate fucking with these things but my phone can do it so whatever. Just feel awkward when you grew up watching your parents writing checks like fucking professionals and now you hand them some RFID protected turd card with a butthole symbol on it or whatever and they come back like 30 minutes later because they were probably trying to figure out how to get past your card protection.

>>17882522
I live in florida and we have a lot of canadian transplants that try to blend in because they know they aren't welcome
there's a few (yes I had to look up this phrase) furtive shibboleths that can identify them as canadians including "chicken burger" which no american has ever said and calling a plastic bag a "sack". they don't realize that the way they talk is retarded or why it turns heads when they use their silly leaf words.
on the flip side brits and australians can say whatever they want and we always love them