/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5075522
Don't even fucking know. Like shit nigga, I'm no prepper, but I have enough food for a week if shit really hits the fan. People are such fucking pussies about driving in the snow, too.

>mfw I get called into work to cover for someone who's "snowed in'"
>mfw they live 10 miles closer to work than I do

>>4632080
I work at a fast food counter in a large facility.

>customer bitches about how cold it is in the facility at large
>"Wanna trade? They keep it plenty warm back in the kitchen, heh."
>just trying to joke around like the non-autist I strive to be
>"Seriously? Sounds great, I'm freezing."
>guy just barges in the side door, makes it halfway to the kitchen before I can step in front of him and explain that I was, in fact, not serious, and that this is a strictly employees-only area
>mfw

You know you live in the midwest when 'mushrooms' is synonymous with 'deep-fried breaded mushrooms'. Seriously had some guy flip shit the other day for this exact reason.

>orders a burger
>"Do you have mushrooms?"
>assume he meant sauteed mushrooms
>"Yup, so mushrooms on the burger. Any fries or onion rings today?"
>"NO, I WANT MUSHROOMS. LIKE FRIED MUSROOMS."
>Oh, I'm sorry, we don't have fried mushrooms.
>"THEN WHY'D YOU TELL ME YOU HAD MUSHROOMS."
>mfw