/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>balls are sore as fuck after an incident involving a pool with too much chlorine
>read that oatmeal is good for your skin online
>decide to take the plunge and make some for my balls
>accidentally make too much, but decide to take the rest of it with me to work as my lunch
>work, lunchtime
>coworkers are intrigued by me having oatmeal porridge for lunch, but have better things to do than give me shit for it
>get up to wash my bowl
>hear a coworker behind me say "HOLY SHIT, ANON"
>turn around, and apparently the oatmeal had been dripping out of my underwear
>first thought is to make it clear i didn't shit myself
>so i put some of the oatmeal on the floor on my finger, show it along with the bowl and say "it's okay, it's my lunch!", then lick the oatmeal off my finger
Let's just say there was some more oatmeal on the floor after that.