/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The largest meal of my life
>from Pizza Hut: large Meat Lovers pizza, large Supreme pizza, order of cheesy bread, order of buffalo wings, salad
>also had a 2 liter of Pepsi and an entire family size package of double stuffed Oreos
>ate every last bit over a couple hours while laying in bed watching TV
>I played college football and I was celebrating the end of two a days by being a complete pig, this wasn't something I regularly did
>next day I took the hugest shit of my life
>for about 20 minutes I was shitting nonstop, I wasn't constipated and straining it was just a constant stream of shit, it wasn't diarrhea either
>by the time I was done the bowl was almost completely full, surprisingly it didn't clog but I had to flush several times to get it all down
>felt like I was walking on clouds afterwards

>>16592475
>three whites in a commercial
>no obligatory Poofy Hair Mixed Woman
yea I'm thinking 2013 was McBased

Just go to nicer buffets that price out the Wal Mart scooter crowd

Which country has the BEST food culture/national cuisine? What about the worst?

You can't say America for either. Yes you can probably get the best food in the world in the states but America's cuisine is just an ungodly amalgamation of all the good shit from around the world. It's a cop out answer.

>when you order the family meal but it's all for you

>>11408841
>>11408847
>Wagies SEETHING
What a surprise

I fap to Kay's good cooking vids. I imagine the metallic taste of her greasy pussy and then her straddling me, milking my dick. Afterwards she brings me up toast, bake beans and sausages to eat in bed for being her good boy

I've posted this before but here it is again
>Pizza Hut
>large Supreme pizza
>large Meat Lovers Pizza
>two liter of Pepsi
>order of cheesy bread
>family size package of double stuff Oreos
>consumed all of this over 2-3 hours
At the time I was playing college football and I wanted to celebrate the end of two a days with the most gluttonous feast I could imagine. I played offensive line so I was a pretty big guy and my stomach was a bottomless pit but that one is my largest meal. The next day I took the biggest shit of my life. I was on the toilet for an hour. I wasn't constipated and it wasn't diarrhea, I just had to shit for that long. When I was done the bowl was almost entirely full and I felt great. It was a shit mountain. I wish I weighed myself before and after.

>>10184253

I'm thankful I live near a high quality buffet for the 3-4 times a year when I want to exercise my rights as a proud American and consume a week's worth of calories in a single meal. It's $20-30 per person depending on the day/time you go plus there is a Golden Corral nearby to siphon off the Wal Mart crowd and their shitty kids. Excellent meats, creative sides but they also do the staples perfectly, fresh vegetables/salads, fun meme imported sodas, elder god-tier desserts, great variety of every type of food.

>>9056949
Let the wagie ragie and enjoy your 'Za

>tfw to lazy to roll my oven baked pizza

Tendies from wendys and not nuggies

Over the course of a couple hours, I ate two XL (16 inch) pizzas from a local pizza place along with a dozen buffalo wings an an order of cheese breadsticks. One pizza had Italian sausage, green peppers and sun-dried tomatoes. The other had pepperoni and onions.

This wasn't fast food, but at a restaurant I ate a 64 oz steak with a baked potato and salad.

I can't choose just one so here are my two favorite pizzas

>BBQ sauce
>chicken
>onions
>tomatoes
>sometimes bacon

>red sauce
>pepperoni
>Italian sausage
>onions
>red and green peppers
>sun-dried tomatoes

>>7566986

I've made square pizzas on my circle stone just fine. Unless you're making a massive pizza it should work for you too. Remember that the stone has to be larger than a round pizza, so it's larger than standard square pizzas too.

If only a little bit of crust on the corners hangs off the side of the stone it's fine.

What is the largest amount of food you have ever consumed in one sitting, /ck/?

My record is a 48 oz steak with a baked potato, salad and soup. I have a friend who successfully completed the 72 oz steak challenge in Amarillo, TX but I never had the chance to try it. Silver medal is an entire pan of lasagna along with some garlic bread sticks and salad. Bronze is the time I ate all of an XL (16 inch) pizza from Papa Johns, an order of cheese bread sticks, an order of dessert sticks and a two liter of Pepsi at once.

Honorable mention list
>two and a half Chipotle burritos
>two Subway footlongs
>two dozen chicken soft tacos, large fries and a gallon of cherry coke at Del Taco
>a dozen chili cheese dogs from Wienerschnitzel
>40 buffalo wings at a sports bar
>me and two friends got kicked out of a Chinese buffet for eating too much (we all had devoured 7-8 heaping plates by the time they told us to leave)

I am 6'3 270. Heaviest I ever weighed was 295. I no longer binge like this and I have been losing weight. All of this happened while I was still playing football, so that kept me from ending up as one of the scooter-riding ham planets at Wal Mart.