/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20554246
>English Single Language

>>20328855
>assassinating your spaghetti

>>19589330
i aspire to be more like you

>>19499922
>$20
>unlimited shrimp
you gotta eat a shitload of shrimp

>>18844381
I love these polar smoked peppered herrings a lot and their normal ones are good too. I recommended them.

>>18696456
God I wish my city had a place that sold those. Can’t get SALEMs here either.

>>18602735
Yes.

>>18562138
My gut reaction is it seems disgusting
But then I'm reminded that on a grossness factor it's no different than drinking "regular" milk, which I have a few cups of near every night. Still cant shake the fact that it seems "weird" though even though it's the same shit

>>17053521
unless youre literally anorexic my bmi is probably lower than yours

>>16448893
Just buy 00 flour and make your own.

Will this affect Coke Cherry?

is it an american thing or something cause i've seen so many people complaining about tomatoes being tasteless or something, or being shit in general. kinda confuses me cause the ones we get here in nz are really tangy and help cut through the stodginess of the rest of the ingredients, they've got a nice sourness to them that complements salads, soups, and other stuff really well

>>16118448
>There are people on this board who don't shower every day

>>15907862
I can't eat fast food. It's too hard to catch.

>>15243109
Do you normally use your house or is it just an symbol item to you?

>>14139053
how do you microwave hotdogs? asking for a friend

>>14012519
I don't necessarily believe you are ugly now, your are certainly at a healthy body weight which is not the average for most Americans in what I assume is your age range. I really don't know what you look like besides you own legs, a stomach and are considerably flat chested (which is attractive on european phenotypes and some east asians, so youre in the clear there). Rather I mean that the type of person that would go through the effort to stream to a small handful of people, create a Youtube channel while posting at the intervals that you do and (this is the most important one) create and regularly post under a persona on www.4channel.org is not usually a person that can be defined as socially well adjusted. I'm assuming you were either a military brat, had a discouraging experience in childhood or as I stated before we're simply an ugly duckling who was shunned from other girls and not given any attention by young boys and thus turned to anime, 4chan and other autistic activities.
I'm going to wait a few days, weeks or even months (so its difficult to discern who I am) and begin to track and collect data on you from your internet postings. I have been annoyed by your threads for a while and the mystery of your genitals and now that I have a few months before I can return to the monastery I will devote a small amount of my free time to unraveling this mystery so that these threads can either flourish or die. On behalf of all the normalfags on /b/ who lose one of their FB fap cuck celeb worship gay self exposed furry cub fetish waifu spam threads I swear it.
If you do not want me to proceed with this I will respect your wish but I would appreciate if in return you posted feet with timestamp.

i decided try try replacing 1/3 of the white flour in my usual white bread recipe with masa harina. the dough resulting dough feels kind of weird; it's hard to describe

did i goof

>>13874456

>>13588506
>grilled
Gross

Thick, pan style crust is the best. Thin and crispy is for lanky yankee fuckboys.

>>13269069
nobody tell this dude about 99% of medical studies

>>13176345
>$5.99
wtf, those fuckers cost at least $10.99 at Mariano's. Maybe someday I'll buy one

>>13142630
Tried driving for Uber Eats once and it was shit
>first few deliveries were routine, none of them tipped me but whatever, only been a few hours
>get a massive order for McDonald's, four milkshakes, 20 or so burgers and fries
>drive up to nice McMansion with all the lights off and no cars in the driveway, something must be up
>call the customer and hear the voice of some stereotypical douchey high school/college Chad
>'lol sorry bruh i put the wrong address, here's my address'
>it's a 40 minute fucking drive (the original location was not even 10 minutes from where I was), but he said he'll tip me well so fuck it
>finally get there, Chad Jr. takes the food and slams the door shut, no tip
>made $22 for five hours of work
>hit a pothole on the way home and blow my tire out, cost $100 to repair it
All in all, I made -$78 for my one night driving for Uber Eats