/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12805782
AHHHH help me co/ck/s

gotta get that char going

>OP likes his spaghet as such

>>8220033

I always break my spaghetti in half, so it fits in my pot. People who don't do this for pots smaller than the spaghetti length are not to be trusted and may be considered to be terrorists or at least arsonists.

>>7709745
>baking a pizza for 15 minutes
That shit is burned.

You have no idea what you're doing and your basic parameters are so askew that you're fucked from the beginning.

Not only are you apparently incapable of using basic kitchen appliances but you are so unaware of the methods and goals of cooking something as simple as a pizza that you actually think that the "accident" is that you don't know how to start your oven.

Here's a hint. The accident was your mother's and it involved not getting an abortion.

I drink every day.
Have been doing so for the better part of 20 years.
The last time I went so much as a day without drinking was two years ago when I had a bad tooth infection, the tooth was pulled. On antibiotics for two weeks and still pulled into the gin after three days.

I'm functional, I guess. I'm working on my PhD. I work part time managing a locally owned restaurant that sort of sources local produce. I don't have horribly dysfunctional relationships because I mostly avoid relationships.

My life is not going that badly. My life is going badly.

At least there's box wine and dry ass gin martinis.