/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6994323
Why do dads who are bad cooks tend to give their concoctions cute and adorable names, like "daddy's love pie" or "daddy's wiggly bits of deliciousness"? It's giving me the bad kind of goosebumps.

In other news, my dad keeps insisting that we eat ice cream biscuit sandwiches like pic related. Many years ago he got it into his head that we love those, which we did because we were kids, but now we kinda got over it. Also, the meals he feeds us are quite large and filling so by the end of it, all you're in a mood for is dying.

>"Anon have you eaten your ice cream?"
>no dad I'm full
>"Come on anon, do it for daddy"
>dad no pls
>"Come on, I know you like them, just eat one"
>dad pls wtf

He gets genuinely upset if I don't eat them and thinks I don't love him anymore.