/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5693848
>if someone cummed in the soup and then cooked it, I'd be fine with that.

I'm laughing way too hard at this.

Looking back on it, my childhood could best be explained as a learning experience of horrific trial and error. I'd like to blame my parent's for thinking it was a good idea to leave me alone from the year 10 onwards, I'm not really mad though.
>Be 11
>Place previous day's meal in microwave
>little had I known that half the plates in the house are made of a volatile substance that was given to exploding when placed in a microwave for an excess of 1 minute
>it was a large bowl
>microwave physically explodes
>receive shrapnel
>doctor had to remove glass and ceramic from my backside
>my parent's face when
They didn't learn from that one though, sadly.