/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17506219
Every time you use the self checkout, a wagie loses their job.

>>17133689
* destroyed, just like your asshole
lmfao git rekt faggot

>>15668305
>>15668336
>>15668380
lmfao thank you glorious bastards

>>12751515
Honestly not really, i looked up a couple orgami folding videos and perfected the art of folding circles to evenly encompass a sandwich bread whilst maintaining perfect equilibrium for a diagnaole cut or straight cut. Honest its really foolish for people to think you can achieve both cuts equally with one meat patten. Its foolish, there are seperate patterns for each cut and to say otherwise is just fucking absurd. It honest disgusts me that people can eat their sandwiches like some lobsided whore. Really i am pretty fucking sure if a baby was born unevenly that would mean they are missing a god damn limb. Don't tell me the balance of meat choices on the bread foundation doesnt affect the taste of the sandwich itself, just dont.

>>10370632
Correct
>>10370642
Nah, caramel consistency isnt fitting the fold ratios on the surface of the butter. The folds and line symmetry are directly consistent with that of a peanut butter nature. To claim caramel at its peak would be a fool heartedly decision. Caramel is not a everyday house product and therefore this peak is completely unknown to most, its destined to be niche at best. The majority of households have peanut butter, and i am pretty sure during the next holocaust they will directly choose their victims over the fact if they are indeed a peanut butter house hold.

>>7817308
>I'm a volunteer
>give me money

That's not how that works Pedro

>>7587235
>ctrl + f
>"retard"
>28 results

I totally agree with you OP. The fresh, crisp all-white meat chicken coupled with fresh lettuce and an unbeatable mayo makes for a palate pleasing experience second to none.

>>6420930
ur mum ate my poop steak last night tripfag

>tfw dipping pizza and fried chicken in the chocolate fountain

You should have seen the waitresses face when she went to take my plates away