/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17486239

Burger King shorts:

1.
>Guy asked me for cup for water.
>He takes soda.
>Tell him he can't do that.
>Rips his shirt off and threatens to kick my ass.

2.
>Hipster enters and approaches counter.
>He wants the bathroom key.
>Bathroom is only for customers.
>He tried to kick the door down.

3.
>Lady brings her order back.
>The bread is not toasted enough for her.
>she attempts to enter the kitchen.
>"Let me show how to make real toast, child."
>Tell her she can't just walk into the kitchen.
>She tells me I have a bad attitude.

4.
>Fat bitch shrieks for me to hurry with her order.
>Bellows that she NEEDS her food NOW.
>I look her up and down and say "No, you really don't."
>She threatens to have her son kick my ass.

5.
>Homeless guy comes in and begs for spare change to take the bus home.
>my inexperienced wagie self gives him the little change I had in my pocket.
>He goes right into the liquor store across the street.
>Come backs in and asks for ice in a cup.
>I call him a lying nutsack.
>He threatens to kick my ass.

6.
>Lady comes in and wants to use the bathroom.
>Bathroom is only for customers.
>She gets shwifty and shits on the floor.

7.
>Worked a double shift.
>Near the end of my last shift, night manager tells me I can clock out early.
>I go home and rest.
>Next day I find out a district manager was there and gave everyone on shift $500 bonuses after I was sent home.