/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8621577
what the hell are you talking about

>>8473930
>child therapy
>in my 30's
why?

>>8393780
>corn tortilla
>bad

>>8329433
>if I leave my stove on for over an hour i will get carbon monoxide poisoning and die

>was 13-14 at the time I think
>neighbor/friend wants to eat kraft dinner
>alright
>proceeds to open the nuclear powder packet and empties it into the still cold water for the pasta

also
>french exchange student roommate cooking
>she burns something, smoke alarm goes off
>get out of my room to check it out
>she's just standing there, looking at the smoke detector wondering what to do about it

Sometimes I wonder how some people can still be able to breathe on their own.

>Out to dinner with grandmother
>She gets her meal with some french fries
>French fries come decently warm, but obviously not freshly hot
>"This is absurd"
>Waitress comes back
>"How's everyone doing over here"
>"I want you to hold this french fry"
>"I-I don't underst-"
>"If you want a tip, hold this french fry. Does this feel hot to you?"

It was embarrassing at the time but now I think it was funny as fuck