/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18906946
I return to laugh at you

>>18654050
>buzzwords
>you're mad! (Actual projection btw)
This is your brain on skim milk
Maybe you should drink some animal fats to myelinate your neurons..

>>16389713
It was good once upon a time and then dropped like a stone in quality in the 90's as corporate increasingly cut costs. It made Colonel Sanders so mad they had to take him to court to get him to stop slagging off the company in public

>>14112093
>non-stick pans in a real restaurant
my man have you ever seen a teflon pan in your life?

>>13480883
>weak
>fat
>nu-beard wearing
>bespectacled
>balding
>sọy sucking
>pot smoking
>liberal

>mighty

>>12722067
>Whoopie Gold Burger
fuck, clever

>>11558160
>Do not break your cock with your nationalism

>>11502331
pfthahaha nice

>>11261854
>pasta
>skill

nigga this peasant food

>>11244026
>I've always wondered how we're actually getting oysters from the prairie...
It involves making lots of traps

>>11161095
>spring water, free of any psychoactive stimulant drugs
>he thinks his bottled or tap water is free of psychoactive stimulant drugs

lmao

>>11042584
>No, he was from New Jersey.

>>10971198
>it has a tang like someone threw in a rotten vegetable
What a coincidence, kimchi tastes like rotten veggies

>>10815229
this
and dont forgett la salsa criolla papu querido

>>10633974

>>10497266
>erases the etch a sketch

>>10097656
>has to resort to ad hominem

>>9977643
>To my surprise and anger there wasn't any chicken in it

>MEATKEKS BTFO VEGANISM IS NATURAL
>but what about B12 and other vitamins
>WE CAN SYNTHESIZE THOSE WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY SHUT UP YOU CAVEMAN

>>9527735
>23,000 Calories in one day.
>Thinking that's hard to achieve.

McDonald's Big Breakfast with Hotcakes, and a 2 Liter of Mountian Dew: 1260 Calories
Mid Morning Brunch: 2 Cinnabon Pecanbuns with a Gallon of Chocolate Milk. 4720 Calories
Lunch: 2 Wendy's 3/4 Pound Triple with a Large Sonic Peanut Butter Malt Shake: 4350 Calories
Mid Lunch Snack: A whole bucket of KFC (Crispy for me), a side of mashed potato bowl, a biscuit and Coleslaw with a Large Chocolate Burger King shake: 3015 Calories.
Dinner: 24 slices of Sbarro Stuffed Sausage and Pepperoni Pizza, and a 2 liter of Diet Coke. 19,440 Calories.
Dessert: A nice bowl of Applebee's Chocolate Chip Cookie Sundae Ice Cream: 4980 Calories.

Total Calories: 37,765. Roughly the equivolent of 18 days of food in a single day.

Get on my level plebian.

>>9326266

>>8737395
cry to hiroshimoot about it i'm sure he'll do something

>>8507219
/bullied/

>>8484990
>half hour later I realize it's gone, thirty seconds later I'm gone too