/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Beer, Klonopin, and natural disaster films. Pregame with vodka.

>>19801923
Look on the bright side. You're most likely never going to have children, as that would require having sex, so at least nobody's going to insult your children's cooking.

>>19516434
Yeah, it's insane that Biden has already turned around Trump's terrible economy after just 3 years when it took Obama almost two terms to clean up Bush's mess. It wasn't exactly a secret, but maybe some people will figure out that putting a "businessman" who has run all of his businesses into the ground isn't exactly a good choice to run the country. The more insane thing is that some of the cultists actually want to inflict another 4 years of terrible policy on the country and put us into an actual depression.

>>19379193
>you type like such a pretentious faggot that i couldn't quote you directly and had to make up some this you never said, because...hurr, PRETINTIOUS! THINKING HARD! STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME THINK AND ARTICULATE! PRETENTIOUS MEANS BAD!! BAD THINGS CAN BE IGNORED AND I CAN JUST MAKE UP WHAT I WISHED YOU'D SAID BECAUSE IT'S A THING I DON'T AGREE WITH!!! I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT YOU SAID BUT IT SOUNDED PRETENTIOUS SO YOU LOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!

>looks up recipes that call for entire sticks and cups of butter
Damn OP, just how fucking fat are you?

>>19152883
>prove me wrong (you cant)
You're right. I can't prove you wrong, because I haven't been to a hibachi place since the 90's. As far as I'm aware the only thing that's happened to them in the past 20 years is that they all went out of business.

>>18917114
Salty milk and coins.

>>18740327
Your entire rambling story is that a grocery store got suspicious of exactly what you were doing and tried not to sell you alcohol?
Yeah, they're literally subjected to random stings, the business can lose their liquor license and the cashiers can get held personally accountable by the law.
Consider even the civil court situation where Johnny buys drinks for Jimmy at the local store, Jimmy dies of alcohol poisoning, now a mother with a dead child is suing the local store and there's security footage showing that Jimmy picked out the alcohol and carried it to the register before Johnny paid.

The good news is that you didn't (legally) need to autistically run away or be afraid of the cops afterwards. There was nothing they could have (legally) done after that point as long as you stuck exactly to the story that it was your alcohol. But I wouldn't have done anything but quickly leave either, even cops don't really know the law.

>>18730718
I season my food; not my pan

I never drink more than one or two beers a day. After that the flavors start to blend together and it's better to just move on to vodka.

Most kids don't like alcohol the first time they try it, just like coffee. If you only drink occasionally in social settings it basically lowers your inhibitions, which means you're not super self-conscious or afraid to talk to a girl you might like. If you drink too much you can end up acting like a retard, but most people figure that out pretty quick. If you drink regularly it has it's positives and negatives, and just like religion it kind of rewires your brain. You can make some kind of philosophical argument about which one might be better for society, but at least people who drink aren't worshipping the bottle and trying to force their values onto others.

>>17912213
>>17911340

>boba tea
>so popular
Is this 2005?

>>17761989
What's wrong with cooking more than you're going to eat for one meal? It's more efficient that way if you're only cooking for a couple people, and then you have an easy lunch the next day with the leftovers. You're the one taking a bigger portion than you want. I mean, she's not actually plating up your food for you like you're a fucking toddler, right?

>>17644610
I like Jack better than Mcdonalds but I can't really say I enjoy the munchie meal. I had the Chicken tater one and that meal just tasted like pure grease. Couldn't really taste anything else. Plus it made my leg hurt for a couple days around the veins :/
I will say one thing about Jack in the box, I appreciate their creativity and will to experiment with their food. They are the one fast food place I can think of that is more likely to have a new menu item to try every couple of months. They are the American version of Japanese places that have all the wild types of candies and flavors instead of just basic stuff.

>>17560772
He finally has something he raised that that he can be proud to say isn't fat.

>>16848965
>immediately
>the day after
>>16848992
based

>>16639502
The fact that you're alive at all is proof that your parents made poor life choices.

>>16592530
Congratulations, this is the most cringe post I've seen on /ck/ all week (and that's a feat in 2021).

I always buy apple butter when I go personally,

>>16009551
I usually mix it with cooled herb tea.

>>15767744
honestly the dude probably marked your food as delivered to keep it to himself, then when you refunded it he realized he wasn't going to get any money so he tried to drop it off.

most likely situation unfortunately