/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14762595
I do not eat those things because I am not a vegan and I only eat man foods for strong, self reliant men who understand faith in GOD and personal responsibility. Joe Rogan, the manliest man ever invented, said you shouldn't eat vegetables because it has estrogen and there soon will be more than two genders unlike in the bible. Stupid games stupid prizes that's what my daddy always said.

Nickels worth of free advice kid, you only need one thing with your steak: whisky, done. Put some hair on your chest kid.

>>14742750
Looks raw you immigrant, in America we cook our food because we invented fire. Sorry not sorry I do not eat diversity meat because I am a straight white christian man. Two genders: man, wife. Two foods: steak, whisky. Work harder and buy some man food snowflake. Oh and one more thing kid. You need to take off your safety mask before you can eat the manliest food ever invented by God and the Holy Bible. A little germs never hurt anyone bubble boy. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go chew up and swallow some 150 watt incandescent bulbs to trigger the libtards. Stupid games stupid prizes that's what my daddy always said.

>>14719341
Go packs go! Hoo uh! I love Wisconsin, Spotted Cow, violent serial killers, and racism. America was USA #1 back in the good old days when men were property and there was only one gender! I do not approve of low unemployment or civil rights because that is for marxist college professors from the venezuela. Health care is a democrat socialist conspiracy to make me gay. Cheese should have the consistency of low density polyethylene and flavor is a manufacturing defect. I drive drunk all the time because I can handle the two foods approved by my toxic self destructive machismo: Steak. Whisky. Done. Stupid games stupid prizes that's what my daddy Ed Gein always said. Now if you'll excuse me I have to bulldoze my entire town for no reason because a man in a nice suit took me to dinner at Bacchus and let me order steak, the manliest food every invented by God and the Bible.

I do not drink wine because this is AMERICA and I am not a woman or a homosexual. Real men only eat two foods: steak, whisky, done. Nickel's worth of free advice for ya kid, stop dicking around with girl foods and girl drinks or you'll end up like Matt Shepard. Here in the HOMELAND we don't take kindly to people who talk, think, eat, drink, dress, or believe different than normal. Stupid games stupid prizes that's what my daddy always said. My house my castle and I am standing my ground, you trespass on my PRIVATE PROPERTY with that gay whine and you'll learn how we settle things in AMERICA, land of the FREE. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go slash my own tires to own the libs.

>>14690129
>Chanterelle
>Braised
This is america, we speak american pedro. I don't know what that crap is but it looks like something you'd feed a cow. I'm not a vegan so I eat steak. Whisky. Done. Give it to me still mooing. I do not support open borders so I wouldn't eat that, maybe it's popular in Venezuela? I heard they have "free" health care there so maybe you can get your Wuhan hoax masks after you stand in line for some bread.

>>14686590
I do not eat beets or any other vegan crap because I am not a liberal soybug who donated daddy's money to the democraps and their relentless attacks on the family unit. Two genders: man, wife. Two foods: steak, whisky. If this triggers you then you can go back to the Venezuela and hang out with Ho Chi Minh like Hano Jane, snowflake.

>>14686949
Let me guess this is a new diversity vegetable that stinks like garbage and costs over $1 each? I don't need to pretend to like that kind of shit because I am a self reliant alpha male. Steak. Whisky. Done. I'm not afraid of man food because this is a free country and it's still ok to be white unlike in the marxist university paradise, Venezuela, where the bartender came from. Get your politics out of my food, cucks.

>>14681862
I don't need to worry about germs because I'm a self reliant alpha male and we're not afraid of some little sniffles. George Carlin once said this modern "science" by the so-called "Doctor" Anthony Fauci is cultural marxism. Got some news for ya kid: two genders. Two foods: Steak. Whisky. Done. Put some hair on your balls kid.

>>14672641
I don't need to pretend to like noxious, foul-smelling diversity vegetables because I live in a first world country. B12, ever heard of it? Probably not because you're marxist university professor's told you feelings care about your facts. Here's a fact for you kid: Steak. Whisky. Done. Stupid games stupid prizes, that's what my daddy always said.

>>14648367
I don't eat leaves because I am not a cow or a coastiecuck vegan who identifies as an attack helicopter. Two food groups: Steak. Whisky. Done. Grow a pair, kid. They don't teach this stuff in school anymore because being a carnist is now a hate crime.

>>14642288
I do not pretend to enjoy diversity beef because I am not a self-hating passportcuck who travels outside his home town. Ching ching chong chong? Try Ford, Chevy, F150 Extended Cab, triggered much? It's called american, do you speak it soyota boy. Work harder and get a real american car and a real american Steak. Whisky. Done. Put some hair on your chest kid.

>>14636355
I do not eat noxioous, foul-smelling diversity food like carrot's and brussal sprouts and bean's because I am not a looter or a feminazi. Triggered? Welcome to the homeland of freedom and personal responsibility, don't like it? Take it up with the founding fathers and the BIBLE. Daddy always told me, stupid games? Stupid prizes. Learn a trade. Quit your bullshit. Two foods: Steak. Whisky. Two genders: Adam. Eve. Facts don't care about your feelings. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go slash my own tires to own the libs.

I do not pretend to enjoy vegetables because I am not a cool wine aunt who loves BLM, open borders, and unfascist governments. Work harder and buy a steak. Whisky. Done. Don't like america? Then move to venezuela, like the bartender. Vegetables are against the traditional western family unit and there are only two genders, despite what the so-called "Doctor" Anthony Fauci would have us believe. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go slash my own tires to own the libs.

I wouldn't know because mexican food gives me diarrhea. Good food doesn't need overwhelming seasoning anyways. Ever heard of refrigerator's? Guess they don't teach that at the marxist universty's anymore. Stupid games stupid prizes that's what daddy always told me.

Steak, whisky, done. Welcome to america, now speak english or go home.

>>14581268
Authentic
Spicy
Vinigrette
A la carte
Orderves
Deviled anything (I'm a christian)
Sushi
Terikai
Salsa
Avacado
Carbonara
Arugula
Gourmet
Organic
Gluten free
All natural

I do not use limes because I don't believe in open borders or more than two genders. Limes, much like the overwhelming spices that liberals put on all their vegan cuckfood, are for killing the germs on rotten food because you don't have western civilization. If you don't like america and freedom and private property you can go back to venezuela. It's ok to be a straight white gamer male!

>>14543195
Very overpowering taste and smell, probably the only way to avoid explosive burning volcano shits but the hipsters will line up down the block to be seen paying extremely high prices for these fad meme fruits at the liberal leftist virtue signaling store known as Whole Foods. Play stupid games win stupid prizes that's what my daddy always said. Sour bitter noxious tasting diversity fruit like limes are for covering up the taste of rotten food. I don't eat cultural marxist fruits like that because I live in a first world country where we have refrigerators. This is america speak american! Steak, whisky, done. Awwwww, is the snowflake OFFENDED now? Then move to Venezuela with the socialists kid, you can take your PC cancel culture outrage identity politics and shove it where the sun don't shine kid.

>>14481510
I do not wash my hands at all because I am not a cultural marxist college biology professor. George Carlin, the greatest mind who ever lived, said he swam in raw sewage, triggered much? Soap and water? More like Adam and Steve, but in America not Venezuela there are only TWO genders. Steak, whisky, done. A little germs never hurt anyone, unless you're a soy boy who wears a safety mask to the hipster store to buy salad and whine.

>>14471676
I do not eat salad because I am not a vegan marxist SJW college professor who loves "diversity food" like caesar salad which I have reason to believe was invented by a MEXICAN where they speak the same language as the ANTIFA SOCIALISTS in VENEZUELA. You can take those noxious slimy vegetables and overwhelming pepperoni slices and shove them where the sun don't shine, kid. Steak. Whisky. Done. Self-reliant masculine man food for a real strong independent hero who gets triggered by a piece of cloth on my face.

>>14469884
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>>14469533
I only drink whisky not whiskey because I am 100% pure american and we spell it whisky just like Ron Swanson said. Jap whisky is a meme, those sneak attack japs gave us the china flu and tried to force this new sriracha fad down our throat's and now I have to apologize for drinking dad's hat STRAIGHT rye because there are only two genders? Why don't you try trespassing on my PRIVATE PROPERTY and see how that works out for you kid. Play stupid games win stupid prizes that's what my daddy always told me. Steak. Whisky. Done. Put some hair on your chest son.

>>14464415
I don't allow "diversity dancing" in my home because in the bible it says there are only two genders and that is obviously a man with a bra and long hair. Square dance and line dance only, under the strict supervision of a non-denominational minister who checks all the girls for virginity and all the boys for foreskins before they may be allowed to christian mingle under the watchful eyes of the Lord.

Regarding the recipe I am a man and I only eat food for men. Steak. Whisky. Done. Put some hair on your face so I can tell you apart from the women, boy.

>>14453200
I do not drink whine because I am not a college educated cultural marxist who hates western civilization, the only two genders, and the traditional family structure. Open bottle of bordeaux? More like OPEN BORDERS with calves the size of cantaloupes. Cantaloupe is a fruit and I'm no homo, meat is the only meal for a man, and whisky, neat, done. Put some hair on your chest son and you'll feel the man growing inside you.

I wouldn't know, I don't drink whine because I don't hate the flag, the constitution, whiteness, or my NATIVE country.

Only one drink around these parts don't get you beat up for puttin' the gay on you and the good old boys and that's whisky. Neat. Done. Put some hair on your chest son.