/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13078862
Hot and swarthy like you sweetie. Also extra whip cream please, you can spray it directly on my face.

>>12419745
Nah

>>12344842
They're yummy and that's all that matters. A guy bought me a peach mimosa once at the gay bar and I went home with him.

>>12242363
Bacon and 2 sunny side up eggs with maple syrup drizzled on top, sweetie.

>>11821304

>>11636845
>pulling shit that big out of his ass
Wow I'm almost jealous

>>11436699
The only pill I take at home is a suppository and by suppository I mean my bf's dick

>>11375336
Salted caramel mocha >> pumpkin spice latte. Debate me

>>11321602
>tranny
You wish sweetie.

>>11290200
american

>>10956513
>be at Starbucks drive thru
>decide to prank the attendant
>blast hardcore Sean Cody/Helix Studio porn in the car and pull up to the window
>loud asf moaning and dirty talks
>turned out the attendant is this adorable little twink boy
>"here's your strawberry fr-"
>his eyes widen as he processes the noises that's going on in the background
>"f-frap, s-sir"
>I ask "did you remember to put in 5 scoops of protein like I asked?"
>he visibly blushes, "y-yes"
>mfw
>"thanks for the drink babe"
>drive off

>>10916144
>s-stop squeezing the fruit!
>but your husband enjoys it

>buy """organic"""
>pay three times the price of regular produce
>grow bitch tits and develop allergies

>>10879390
>he doesn't like having the thick white creamy tzatziki all over his mouth

>>10866646
Call me when you do

>>10844520
Joke's on you I don't own a TV