/ck/ - Food & Cooking

To be fair, you have to have a very refined palate to enjoy IPAs. The taste is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of hop horticulture most of the bitter notes will go over a typical drinkers tounge. There's also IPAs ultra shitty taste, which is deftly woven into its flavor - it's sharp piss flavor draws heavily from homosexual watersport acts, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the faggorty to truly appreciate the depths of these flavors, to realize that they're not just bitter- they say something deep about BEER. As a consequence drinkers who dislike IPAs truly ARE tastelets of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the bitterness in a double hopped IPA, "Super Dooper Trooper Ultra HAZE" which itself is a cryptic reference to how the consumer is a stoned out retard. I'm salivating right now just imagining one of those double hopped brews guzzling down my throat just like Dan Harmon's gooey cum. What tastelets... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a IPA tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the bulls' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 inches longer than my own cock (preferably higher) beforehand.