/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You thought I was finished, bitches? Think again CIDF (Carb Internet Defense Force) insurgents. The Carnivore Clan has clearly assembled for 2021 despite your best efforts to contain the healing wisdom now firmly embedded in our collective consciousness thanks to my personal crusade on /x/, /pol/, and /ck/ for the past 4 years. Basically we out here becoming lean mean sex machines and you're still either a blood-drinking baby-sacrificing CIDF shill or a brainwashed poop factory. Wake up sheeple.

Carnivore bitches are delicious (mmm)
Not too vicious (mhm)
I don't wanna wash no dishes (mm mm)
I bring the meat up on the beat (eat me baby)
There's no carbage in my kitchens (teach me baby)
That garbage I'm ditchin' (impeach me baby)
Cause the meat up in my kitchen's firin' up the heat in my metabolism
I think I might skeet skeet skeet skeet along to the meat beat
This is meat rehabolism
Sync'd to the mother lovin' beat of this song
It's fat-adapted fab-o-lism
Try a little dabble-ism
With yo mother or yo sister man I bring the meat up all night long in conversation
All across the nation and on every street
To the beat of this song yeah I fire up your grill and bring the heat
With yo daughter I'ma feed her meat until she tweet about it
I think she might tweet tweet tweet tweet along to the meat beat
You don't need to bring the heat about it