/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11919926
>be me
>sitting alone at ihop
>enjoying biscuits and gravy
>not as good as giant chef's burgers
>waiter comes by
>big fat guy
>"Here's your check sir. Pleeease come see me anytime."
>weird but ok
>look at check
>it has his number on it in the middle of a heart
>dats gay nigga
>pay bill and try to leave
>waiter is winking at me
>hostess comes up to me
>she looks terrified
>"take me with you"
>"have a good one"
>I bounce like I never bounced before
I'm tired of all the gay fuckers in the restaurant business. I would like to go to a ihop/unos/or whataburger without getting hit on by guys