/ck/ - Food & Cooking

sister
>wants to cook for others but overcomplicates simple requests without asking her guests

>e.g.
>chocolate cake becomes a fourteen layer chocolate cake but also with raspberry and cream or some shit and wasn't taken out of the fridge on time so is rock hard
>simple mac n cheese becomes lobster mac n cheese with three different cheeses that were too outlandish to be put into a mornay sauce in the first place

she's an awful cook too with poor time management and cannot take criticism but always dishes it out when others bring food to her parties. her husband often orders takeout after she's gone to bed. kinda sad really. also..

>watch her lick knife while cutting cake for others
>say to her "why are you licking the knife? that's gross!!"
>shrugs and says "habit"