/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be me
>have recently started eating better
>cut back on sugar
>caffeine
>drink more water
>have gotten stimulant prescription after 2 weeks of hiatus
>accidentally realize how awesome ketosis feels in the beginning
>REALLY cut back on carbs
>becuase of stimulant, feeling of thirst is out of wack
>drink like a horse
>don't sleep all night cuz fapping on stim like a retard
>lose nutrients through nuts
>next day around noon, I feel like shit
>am I dehydrated? Answer: nope
>oh shit....MUH HYPONATREMIA
>eat saltiest deli meat straight from the package
>feels completely normal, rather than the dead sea
>I must be distilled water right now
>still don't feel great
>eat pure table sugar
>INSTANTLY go from 40% to 70%

Not sure whether to marvel at my stupidity or how even the least healthy foodstuff becomes gold in the right circumstances.

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