/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17987438
Jesus Christ...

>>12120638
why is it PERSPIRING?

>>6327801
>whenever I puke it always comes out my nose
>last time it happened I had to blow out chunks of french fries and hot dogs for over an hour
>whenever I eat either one I worry that I'm going to puke that night

>>6293629
She got a pretty nice ass actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OwK-RkbM94
towards the end of the video.
>mfw imagining her moaning

>Gorgonzola cheese
>Pulled pork
>slightly sweet tomato sauce
>corn-flour dough

truly my best pizza creation to this date

Radioactive yellow nachos covered in chili and pickled jalapenos, beef jerky, 6 pack of there fairly decent beer selection.

>drinking vodka on a weekend and decide fuck yes im gonna make chicken wings
>electric stove deep frying, im sure this will be fine
>my drunk self overfills the pot with oil and throws in wet semi frozen chicken
>despite that everything is still fine
>slip on the floor and nudge the overfilled pot of hot oil
>spills on to red hot electric coils
>instant flame, everything is on fire
>grab fire extinguisher from under the sink and start unloading it all over the place
>finish wings and contemplate where i have gone wrong in my life as i look over the charred remains of my stove and cupboards
>wake up the next morning, everything has a coating of black and the entire place smells of burned plastic
>mfw when i nearly burned down a 4 floor apartment building