/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm not rounding up for the local children's hospital.
I'm not making a donation to the Ronald McDonald house.
I'm not giving $1 for United Way.
These donation schemes are for companies to get retards to pay for their tax benefits.
Now, remember the extra ketchup packets I asked for wagie, or I'll be complaining to your manager.

>>12033418
jej

>>11581794
He is based af

Oh and one more thing...

FUCK JANNIES AND FUCK NIGGERS

Fuck you janny!
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>>11332705
BAAASSSEEEEEEEED GAAAANGG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYa9rSWa6aY

>>11327826
Toast and jannypilled

>>11246853
>first time buying groceries by myself
>use the self-checkout line to avoid interacting with dirty minimum wage retards
>try to ring up a bunch of bananas
>"PLEASE WAIT FOR ADDITIONAL ASSISTANCE"
>an ugly, fat sheboon stops picking at her nappy weave with her 8" long fingernails long enough to come manhandle my 'nanas
>she tries and fails several times to scan them while I'm visibly disgusted and becoming frustrated
>she tells me she doesn't know how to ring them up so she's going to go get a manager
>say "that's surprising, you look like you eat them everyday"
>you can see the 2 rusty gears start shifting behind her dead, sullen eyes as what little functioning grey matter she has processes what I said
>"SCUSE ME I AINT NO REGULAH BITCH U CAN TALK TO DAT WAY, SAY DAT SHIT TO ME IN THE PARKING LOT, IMMA BEAT YO ASS"
>she just keeps hootin and hollerin and cussin up a storm while I scream back at her for touching my pristine 'nanas with her vile perma-unwashed hands
>the little weasly looking boomer manager comes over to see what all the hullabaloo is about
>try and calmly explain my side of the story to him
>she interjects "NUH UH HIS RACIST ASS TOLD ME I LOOK LIKE I EAT BANANAS"
>the manager is perplexed, but sides with her and asks me to leave
>say "FINE YOU JUST LOST A $180 SALE" while busting the cap off of a gallon of milk and pouring it all over the self-checkout machine
>storm out and never go back
>occasionally make a few sock accounts to give them heinously bad reviews on multiple websites
>mfw they closed last April

American food is overrated and trashy.