/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11305500

oh oh

OH

look at me i'm all orangegenick

I ride a bike and fuck a steel-horse in my 1200 a month apartment

Eggs are the most rational choice for protein, but fuck that I eat loads for my daily breakfast.

Wouldn't matter anyways I ride a bike seat like a princess and i'll suck a monster energy drink over some of that potato fat did you know potatoes have trans fats oh yeah i'm trans btw

-forming into a fucking fashion designer and can't wait to taunt my high-life boyfriend into dickholing a fruit like me.

I gotta keep my shitter clean with 50 calories a day so my porkhole is ready for more tofu logs, the fuckpole awaits.

nigger faggot john fishsticks wow i need to jackoff from the excitement from my own typing: (huff huff!) boys just feed me seitan and call me yours.