/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>taking food prep class at college
>chef makes it very clear to clean your own shit and not to leave knives at the sink
>finish making shitty sweet potatoes with a maple glaze I know I fucked up on
>pile of pots, pans, knives, cutting boards, and numerous other utensils
>the 5 people (myself included) who actually did their fucking jobs and cleaned their shit are forced to clean all the dishes by the idiot TA who wasn't paying attention
>everyone else eats the fucking food we've been making while staring at us
>my fucking face when the TA said I needed to stay after class to help clean or I'd lose points
Please, PLEASE tell me it gets better. I like cooking, but the insufferable cunts in my class are making me hate it. The only thing that kept me sane was the class manager acknowledging us and telling us what a huge amount of bullshit that entire class period was. Cooking school horror stories thread, I guess?

>put hot dog in the microwave
>it explodes and looks like a mangled cock
>mfw

How to prevent this?

>eating
>take a massive bite
>someone asks me a question
>forced to talk with food in my mouth like a Neanderthal or sit in awkward silence while I chew
Every damn time.

>the sound of chewing

>>5184040
>this thread

>>5076923
>I have a big sweet tooth
I want to kill every person who uses this term.

god fucking dammit YOU FUCKING AMERICANS! GET THE FUCK OUT WITH YOUR FUCKING FAST FOOD FUCKSHIT NOBODY CARES YOU FAT LAZY FUCKS GAAAAOOOOWD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!

>goddamn fruit touching my eggs
I'll rape your motherfucking mother

>Have 12 pack of canned drinks
>Scan and put in cart
PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA.

>>3974983 Reisling

STOP SAYING THIS, FUCK