/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>toasts your sub too long and causes half the bread to turn to dust

Brusslesproutes are the worst.

>>11441619
>>11447331
> working at deli in Food lion
>cleaning everything because closing soon
>customer comes in as I'm cleaning the slicer and ask for meat
You people are sub-human filth. Why couldn't you come earliar in the day?

God-tier snacks thread.

>>10867122
>defensively

Call me defensive again you little shit, I dare you.

>>10757644
SAY THAT TO MY FACE

>>10492477
YOU KNOW NOTHING!!!!

>>10480673
SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF I SEE ONE MORE MCCHICKEN POST...

>>10438407
I SWEAR TO GOD

>I'm a vegan

>goodness

>>9950186
UMAMI IS A FUCKING NOUN YOU FUCKING AMERICAN

>customer orders politely
>waits patiently for me to prepare it for them

>papprika

I know that feeling. Fucking millenials.

>>8499536
>Russel Hobbs

Mom bought one and it's the most retarded fucked up pile of crap ever in a kitchen. The thermos pot that comes with it drips like hell, it's fucking impossible to pour a cup without making a huge fucking mess. Fuck that pile of shit.

>>8269576
Fuck off with this meme answer you dirty Slav. Everyone and their fucking mother already knows you can stockpile that shit for cheap, but that doesn't mean anyone will. People come to/create these threads to find cheap meals to make, not cheap gook army rations for child soldiers. And why the fuck did you even include sugar? If you wanted desert you could try eating your dads cum you mobile potato famine.

>>7953210
Fuck you, when did you come up with this idea? I did in the summer of 2009. So if you came up with it after that go fuck yourself and I'll see you in court.

>>7434749

You'd better be a 11 tier girl to come up with this load of bullshit.

>>7242483

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

>just kidding, no one gives a shit

>you fucking retard

Just eat them raw you fucking idiot. Christ. I'm tired of seeing these stupid fucking threads on /ck/.
>HURRR I HAVE AN APPLE WHAT DO I DO WITH IT
>HURRRRRRRRRRR GOT SOME CARROTS, WAT DO
>HERP DE DERP I HAVE SOME HABANERO PEPPERS

JUST FUCKING EAT THEM. STOP TRYING TO FUCK IT UP AND PUT THEM IN YOUR MOUTH
RIGHT

FUCKING

NOW, FATASS

>>6243181
tfw live in California and no White Castle anywhere but in the frozen food section of Target.

>>6125047
My friend does the same exact shit, but apply it to everything.

Same friend also claims to love Japanese food, but when I took him to a sushi restaurant (I specifically said it was a sushi restaurant and asked if he wanted to go and he did) ...the fuck orders fried chicken and refused to order sushi. He thought sushi was "too healthy and slimy".

Never took him anywhere again.

So, what made you mad today? For me, it was this bullshit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YjLMdx3YZY

>>5787641