/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8116894
>I don't get it

>>8069618

>>7500092
>egg burnt around the edges

>Feel like eating a Oreo cookie
>Go get one
>Start by eating the top cookie before trying to eat the cream and the bottom cookie
>Look at the cream
>See 2-3 minuscule ants walking around on it

Last night I had a dream where I was taking a piss in my bathroom, and my boss descended from the ceiling holding a sausage. Then he squeezed my dick and some mustard came out, which he put on his sausage and ate it and said it was delicious. Then I got really angry at him for some reason.
I woke up feeling pretty uncomfortable.

>>6157513
>babysat at aunts house
>place is a fucking mess all the damn time
>I never take my shoes off when I visit
>toddler cousin is running around with a goddamn banana in her shoe
>6 other cousins gather around small table for food
>aunt serves us wet white rice
>like she finished cooking it and threw another cup of water in
>only topping is ketchup
>the bottle has dried crust all over it
>eating slowly cuz this shit is nasty
>tard cousin drops his pants and pisses in his bowl
>dares one of us to eat from it
>aunt beats the shit out of him and sends him to his room
>I'm in full blown shock at this point
>she brings out a cake she baked
>looks like chocolate chip
>be more willing to eat this
>mfw it tastes funny
>spot the betty crocker box in the kitchen
>mfw it was motherfucking vanilla
>vanilla
>just vanilla

Its not being a picky eater when you know that shit is off.