/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13101085
you are standing like a faggot. Look at your feet. That's what this shit thread is really about. Kys

“I’m going to take some of your sketti”

Imma gonna have to commandeer some of your sketti

>>12450286
She’d eat the food right off someone else’s plate and she’d get away with it

"I'll just grab a bit real quick there bro"

>i know i said i didn't want any but i can't help myself they just look so good
>no i don't want dessert
>well maybe just a bite...

>>10572012
teehee i know i said i didn't want any but it just looks so good i can't help myself

>teehee i know i said i just wanted a salad but i can't help myself yours looks so good

>>8430007
>i know i said i only wanted a salad like four times but yours just looks so good can i can't help myeslf
>if i don't order fries even when you check with me four god damn times i'm still going to eat most of yours because those calories somehow don't count, and then i'll get a pissy cunty attitude when you don't let me do whatever i want whenever i want however i want
fuck the entirety of women, jesus christ

Wow anon, this is really good. I should've ordered yours instead. LOL don't mind if I take another!