/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7796944
Just go to bed...
>>7796949
>bread that isn't wonder bread and sweet stuff that isn't made of HFCS are socialist gommunist europoor weapons to steal our FREEEDUMMMMMB and impose sharia law
... or maybe not, keep up the 10/10 comedy

>>7010897
>shitposting
Because I don't agree that your horrid fake cheese is the best thing ever?

Give me a break.

McDonalds is going down. Twinkies were discontinued. Cheap adjunct lagers are headed for extinction. And America is waking up to the fact that Wisconsin cheese isn't actually good, despite being bukkaked with ad copy to the contrary for generations.

You'll either fix your industry or you'll become obsolete. It's the free market at work, and it's a wonderful thing to see.

I got this one guys, I'm from Wisconsin, we litterally invented this.

Top tier:
Cheese curds
That cheese that comes out of cheesy brats when you squeeze them
Colby

Mid tier:
Parmesan
Swiss
Cheddar
Normal cheese

Low tier:
Brie
Bleu
Pepper jack

>>6918923
Don't bullshit me, everyone knows the only people who exist are cultureless whitebread whites, and dangerous street basketball blacks.

Anyone claiming otherwise has never set foot in America which is comprised entirely of people who think and look exactly like me!

Sincerely,

The ridiculous flyovers who comprise the majority of /ck/

>>6899165
Not in real life, but a lot of culturally deprived flyovers think stuff like nutella, sriracha, and avocados are exotic delicacies that only foreigners know about. Let alone something as uppity and socialist as straciatella.

If you've ever had them before you have never set foot in flyover land and you literally hate America.

>>6876841
This is actually word for word what the average midwesterner believes

>>6803756
>we drink a lot of ethanol so we "win" at alcohol
Yeah kind of like how the bum who lives on the corner near my work could probably beat me at a drinking contest

Wisconsin logic

>>6444517
>It literally dominates the industry awards and is used as a selling point to convince plebs to buy.

Plebs is right. No one who cares about cheese thinks "Wisconsin" is a sign of quality. It's like "Australia" on a bottle of wine. Maybe hipsters buy it to show how counterculture they are "but anon they actually do make good stuff you've never heard of it because you're too mainstream mannnnn". But not someone who is fairly selective, but not completely autistic. "Wisconsin" is something you see on shit quality pre-shredded stuff, which you wouldn't even be able to find at a respectable stand-alone cheesemonger.

>but at least we're not the south
Must be great living in the second worst part of the country

>>6405538
But I've been to both Missouri AND Indiana, and they didn't have as many cheese filled brats, cheese covered hot dogs, and plastic pasteurize-process cheese sticks in the gas stations as we do. Wisconsin *is* unique, and we have the best cheese in the world. You sound like a yuropoor who hates us for our freedom.