/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I tried making an omelette today (i can't cook)
>crack open eggs on side of the pan
>half of it goes next to the pan
>lift up pan try to clean it up
>somehow fuck it up and spill most of it on the fire
>clean up and ordered food
this is no joke, how can i ever learn to cook if i literally fail at baking a fucking egg