/ck/ - Food & Cooking

this literally happened yesterday

>go to have dinner with two friends
>due to corona the seating is all spread out
>most tables only have two chairs
>some guy sitting alone in a booth for four notices us
>says we can have the booth as he is alone there anyway
>he gets up to leave
>we thank him and sit down
>he stops and says "you know what I'm just gonna hang with you guys" and starts sitting down
>we all just stare at him in silent
>what is going on
>the silence is getting really awkward
>we continue to stare at him
>he finally figures out we dont want him there
>he goes to sit alone on the other side of the restaurant and looks really sad the whole evening

I mean I felt kinda bad but who the fuck offers you their table and then just announces he will sit with you.

>sister ate the mozzarella sticks she gave to me as a birthday present

uuuuh peabros?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWfULMcFikI

>>13186165
>he keeps looking at the camera
its unnerving

Why don't people just do their shopping in quiet and leave me the fuck alone when I'm working, I don't want to talk to you I have shit to do.

>>11573352
>Link to google drive

w-what is it

>mfw I still remember having my wisdom teeth pulled out with local anesthesia that didn't work

>pee smells like the noodles i ate last night
wtf?

>tfw I just took a shit and it had the same color as blood sausage
I'm dying aren't I?

>Dance Club/Restaurant
>Go with chick from office who had been flirting with me and some of her friends who are also from work
>Nervous wreck because I am horrendous with social situations
>Walk in
>She didn't tell me there would be men walking around in tighty whities
>Get a drink because so I'm not so nervous
>Think it tastes weak as shit compared to the G&Ts I make at home
>Have 3 of them
>Still no buzz
>Friends order me some Long Island Ice Tea
>Drink 3 of them because they also seem weak
>All of a sudden the drunkenness hits me like a fucking truck
>Start grinding up on office girl, grabbing her titties and shit
>She keeps stopping me but I'm too drunk to care
>Her and her friend go to get another drink for themselves
>Random guy comes up to me and shoves his tongue down my throat
>Takes me about 5 minutes to realize this even happened
>Starting to get tired and need to piss
>Go to the bathroom
>Sit down to piss so I don't get piss everywhere
>Doze off
>Door to stall opens up randomly and I wake up
>Some lady has come in, pulled me off the toilet
>She walks me out of the bathroom where a giant line has formed
>My dick is still out the entire time
>Woken up by this but still drunk as hell
>End up getting grinded on by one of the guys in tighty whities
>Pretty sure office girl has photos of this
>We leave and go back to office girls friends house
>I start getting emotional about my dad and crying in front of them
>Start violently vomiting all over their couch
>Get driven home
>Next morning I realize I left my wallet at office girls friends house
>Have to knock on their door and ask them for my wallet
>Still work same hours and department as all of them

>I lost a day from my memory again

>>10132729
>with your girlfriend
>your girlfriend
>girlfriend

>>9936594
>this post defines me completely

>>9505430
Cereal with water for dinner.

Sometimes she would heat up the water.