/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12368372
>propane grill
Hot coals burn at upwards of 2,000°F
Propane grills reach at most 450-500°F

>>11815177
>Try to open a pizza shop
>Government forces me to make my pizza smaller or reduce toppings
>Government taxes my pudding extremely high
>Get fined for serving an undercover cop past his calorie limit
>mfw I've never met a fat person

>>11213692
>>11213692
>be me
>be young adult
>go to beach party/camping with friends
>someone brought marshmewllows
>tell them I hate them as friends for liking them, and to fuck off if I want one.
>they start roasting them
>I sit and watch from tent to avoid smoke
>no tears
>no fucks given
>some idiot throws a coors aluminum can into the firepit
>the rest of the trip we're all incredibility sick from inhaling this toxic burnt metal smell
>passed out in the sun drunk on the first day with no sunblock on for 7 hours
>woke up a lobster
>didn't have enough beer to kill the pain
>3rd day, constanly puking from pain
>4th day go home early and the doctors tell me this is the worse they've ever seen and ask if I need morphine for pain
>"nah, can I just get some extra strength ibuprofen?"
>they all look scared for my safety
>I spend the next 3 months suffering for my sins
>get known as lobster boy for about 2 years
>mfw