/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15209772
Show us some of that pizza next to your hot bulge in your underwear for reference. Maybe just a hint of foreskin.

>>15073862
My sister committed suicide in a gay sauna last year.

>>15023993
I want to watch you take a huge solid shit from underneath.

On shit cam.

>>15002891
Why don't you call it FUCK MY MOUTH AND ASS PIE STORE?

That way, you'll let em know what you are truly passionate about. Let the product do the talking. Lower your balls into a salad shooter.

>>14958791
I attempted to purchase a sandwich yesterday but unfortunately Hunter Biden mistook me for an underage girl and well, let's just say I got a mouthful alright.

But it was no sandwich. 4 more years of TRUMP sweeties, minimum.

>>14941221
It would be a gastronomic delight to have her remove her underwear and sit on my face after a long jog. The strong scent of true cookery.

>>14865831
My 8 year old daughter was playing with chillies unbeknownst to me in the backyard, off our tree. She's gone and touched her vulva or scratched and itch now it's absolutely pandemonium. Shes crying in the bathtub nude with a few inches of cold water. I gave her some double cream from the fridge.

Any suggestions? Especially from women. Taking orders, mache alles.

>>14837070
My adopted 8 year old son, 4k video camera and lots of condoms/poppers.

>>14830664
Do you enjoy the flavour, the taste of homeless teen FORESKIN?

I am Australian. I absolutely LOVE to be sexually assaulted, abused and humiliated and beaten up by homeless cunts. Homeless kids. They piss all over my clothes and kick the shit outta me. LOVE it.

Hurt my cock. Mods, stay the fuck out of this, or I'll ban YOU.

>>14829579
Mmmmm, carnist idiot!!

Meat is MURDER you sick racist.