/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>You can follow simple measures to prevent the genocide of innocent bacteria, such as the following:

>Avoid antibiotics in any way. That means, buy organic meats and vegetables, avoid going to bacteriophobic doctors if you’re sick and let your immune system do the work (or not… the death of a couple eukaryotes is natural and a product of natural selection)

>Avoid disinfectants of any kind. That includes not washing your hands or brushing your teeth. Showers are also a no-no

>Cook food that is extracted from sterile sites ONLY. IF YOUR FOOD IS NON STERILE, EAST IT RAW AND LEAVE SOME LEFTOVERS FOR THE REMAINING BACTERIA

>Be fat. The folds and crevices in your body are great for bacteria. If you cannot gain weight, try to hang around heavily crowded areas

>Avoid any work in the biological sciences. It is entirely based on slavery and genocide of bacteria. You’re better off sticking to gender studies, sociology, etc. It can also help furthering our cause

This cannot be real.