/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>mfw the chanterelle season is over

/ck/ was the last board to fall. The last board that I saw enjoyment in going to.

Somehow it recently became a really popular board, and the influx of 18 year olds really ruined it. I don't care about fast food chains, pizza toppings or teenagers being left home alone and having to cook for themselves.

It happened to /b/ 9 years ago, to /v/ 7 years ago and to /mu/ 5 years ago. Now it finally happened to /ck/: a change of generation. The children are now here to shit this place up, and it's beyond the point of a possible rescue.

>buy some shitty cheap cactus juice because the box looked so weird at a low quality store
>get home
>chug it from the box
>tastes like bitter shit
>drink half of it anyway
>realize it's pretty clogged up
>get a glass and try to poor some up
>brown/gray liquid is pouring out
>check what's clogging it up
>wet, black fur

I threw it away instantly and started vomiting all over everywhere like never before. I decided I didn't want to know or see what it really was, even though I'm fairly certain it was a rotten rat in hindsight. I'm glad I didn't get to see all of it.