/ck/ - Food & Cooking

coleslaw and pulled pork is delicious though.

>tfw yuropoor who watched Harold and Kumar as a wee lad
>No White castle in Europe so can never go on wacky munchie weed adventures

Is White castle just a meme or is it actually any good

>>10693385

>>7682646
Kill yourself.

>>7612857
Ultimate litmus test. If they flip it and the ice cream slips out, you get a free one

So fags like >>7613087 are missing out on their chance for a free blizzard

>>7567520
>2016
>not eating delicious syrup soaked pancakes
>>>/trash/

>>7568519
Weebs need not apply fag boy

So where are some good places to order tea?

I have been using crepes tea house.

>"I'm a great cook, check this out."
>Plastic utensils, styrofoam plate

I'm gonna say you are not.

>>6450967
its not eating biscuits to commemorate lost lives, its commemorating lost lives while eating delicious biscuits...

big difference

Anzac biscuits were created by the women back at home as a nutritious snack which would'nt go off on the trip over to turkey

also theyre 11/10 if you smear nutella on them

>ordering giant sized meal
>it doesn't taste good

I have a craving... for HAM. I have this perfect, sweet, savory ideal of ham but seem to end up with the chewy , grainy flavorless disappointments.
Glazes work but if I'm not eating the skin I taste just about nothing.

Any got ideas for what injector to use (think Walmart, Lowes, Target etc) and what I should try for a marinade injection?

>>5957047
I don't have "Congratulations! You're Retarded!" so this'll have to do.

>>5712600
THOSE STILL EXIST?! Excuse me while I get my ass to the nearest Dollar General now. Thank you anon!

>>5690306
or it means faggots are using dried pasta.
Make it fresh and cook it immediately and there is no bullshit "tooth feel"

>inb4 "but muh drying"

Hello /ck/. Here's a story for you.
> Get a simple question.
> Think about it.
> Dismiss it.

> Every night for months, think about it as I listen to my clock tick.
> Come up with an absurd idea.
> Well, not too crazy for me, but still.
> Idea festers in the dark, every time I lay there for months.
> I become obsessed, do research.
> Try to convince myself to do otherwise.
> Become determined.

> I want to eat a person.
> My girlfriend becomes worried when I take care to cover my tracks (my research)
> Says I've become reclusive.
> She gets pissed, thinks I'm cheating.
> She tells me to do whatever the fuck I need, just stop acting the way I am.
> We fight
> It gets pretty intense

> I get drunk.
> I can't sleep.
> Think about what she said.
> I'm still pissed about the fight.
> I take a paring knife from the kitchen.
> Walk into the room.
> She starts freaking the fuck out, asking what the hell I'm doing.
> "You said to do anything, right?"
> Fuckflippingintensifies.jpg
> "Just a small piece"
> She goes apeshit, pulls out the phone to call the cops.
> Quickly try to play it off as a joke
> Spaghetti pouring from my pockets
> I know that I'm quite possibly fucked
> She's apparently convinced, gets pissed at me.

> I doubt she was actually convinced.
> She's keeping a closer eye on me, wanted me to see a therapist.

> The idea kept festering.
> I don't care at this point.
> I have to resort to auto-cannibalism.

And that's why I'm telling you this /b/. Because I need your opinions, comments, and concerns on this. I was thinking of either taking a piece of the buttocks or the cheeks.

Ground rules: I will not eat my genitals. I will not do anything that'd really fuck me up. I will not make "nip chips".

Thoughts? Suggestions?

>be chinaman
>eat rice everyday since forever
>all this unoriginal yet delicious food

>>4969701

Fuck you and your sustainability bullshit. I will eat the seas clean if I so deign, God gave me that right. USA!

Anon delivered! I <3 /ck/

Started using it last year. Too hot for me to eat strait like ketchup, but great on/in pretty much everything I cook. Making chicken soft tacos later, sure as fuck that is going in.

My ideal outcome for these FB rants would be someone hacking into their account and posting photo-shopped porn pics of Amy. Please God, let this happen.

FUCK YEAH GALCOS!
http://www.sodapopstop.com/home.cfm<wbr>

It's so GODDAMN WASTEFUL.
Taking the whole shark on board?
Sure why not?
Just cutting off the fin and chucking the rest back into the ocean?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

The soup doesn't even taste like anything- THAT'S THE POINT. It's meant to absorb flavors and shit but even then they hardly commit to doing that in serving it.
There's many better alternatives to it I'm sure.

It's only still around as a status food to make some Chinese feel rich and to stroke their superstitious ego into thinking it gives them a hardon like every other goddamn food on the planet does to the Chinese.

>go to get burritos
>piling on cheese, meat, etc.
>1 tbsp of sour cream and guac each
>ask why so little
>"oh, those are our most expensive items"

Okay, so I live in a small apartment that only has a microwave. The majority of my food comes from a gas station across the street. I am getting incredibly sick of this diet. I can cook fairly well, but like I said I only have a microwave. I try to get creative but it mostly fails. I can get to a grocery store maybe once a week. Does anyone have suggestions as to what I can eat that isn't complete garbage with a microwave, refridgerator, and water?