/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15720639
Oh, no! The weeb fag won't tell us how to make stewed shit and piss! How will we ever recover? If only there was a way to find out how to use it besides our own tastebuds or that thing we use to shitpost.

>>11790591
>average yield from a cow is 490 lbs of beef
>12m lbs recalled
>almost 25k cows killed and wasted
lab-grown meat pls

>>10957579
Girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me in December because I turned into a deadbeat alcoholic.
She did it while we were eating dinner of pasta with parmesan and kielbasa.
Still not over it, and have become even more of an alcoholic shut in, and she cut all communication a few months ago

>>10942817
RIP

I was supposed to get shit done today, but instead I fell asleep for 5 hours and got drunk

>>10397731
>>10397745
>>10397753
It's only been 4 months this friday
does it really never get better?

Fuck you guys. I decided to try this meme energy drink last night and while it tasted okay, the aftertaste was disgusting metal. But I was still fine. I thought that was the price I pay for having zero-sugar. I just woke up and I'm now having liquid diarrhea rushing out of my asshole like there's no tomorrow. I hope you're proud of what you've done, /ck/

>>10307505
feelsbadman

>>10264860
sadly no

TFW texted the ex last night saying she's treated me like shit since we broke up.
Not only is it cringey, I still wish I could get back togther with her

>>10259916
I drink 120 fl oz of water a day. My thermos is 40 oz, and I empty the thermos 3 times at work. My problem is I come home and binge. Water helps me at work, but not at home :(

>>10199389
Maybe not unlucky. I blame myself and alcohol for exgf whose dad died breaking up w/ me

>>10132424
>I was very mentally abusive in my first relationship and no longer allow myself to date out of fear I will do it again. I just tell people that I don't have time to date and that's why I'm always single.

this is me. sad kek

pretty shite honestly. wish it was better, but i'm too depressed to care

>>10078370
>went to a bar blacked out and ended up in detox
>got into a massive fight with gf, now ex gf
>puked all over my buddy's floor and passed out. he had to clean it up and never talked to me again
>spilled a cup of rum over a university laptop i was renting and had to pay for it
>called my mom and told her how suicidal i am and made her cry
>felt up some chick and got kicked out by her friends, lost my phone that night and they never talked to me again
Stuff like that

Fuck alcohol. Without it, I would still have my job. I would have like 1000 more dollars. I would still have my gf.
Is there any reason to go on?

Why do I do this to myself, lads? I feel like death after a handle in 2 days

>>10042717
>>10042724
>story
Kicked-out fag here. Not really much of a story to it
>Job made me depressed even after I got a promotion
>Quit job
>Drank a lot
>Unemployed from September 2017 to December
>Gf gave me chances to get my shit together
>broke up with me and I had to move out since I couldn't afford rent anyway
>move in with mom who is a staunch anti-alcohol envangelist
>she blames alcohol for my dad cheating on her and her divorce
>Go back to school in January for Comp Sci
>Still getting wasted while going to school, but decent grades so far
>Mom ransacks bedroom because I'm obviously drunk
>was blacked out so i didn't know if she stole my vodka or if I just wastedly hid it somewhere where I can't find it
>go get more
>shit was obviously moved around this time and 2 bottles gone
And here I am. got one of those flatter plastic fifths and put it under a corner of my matress

>>10043059
>when your "fucking queer" is pointing at your own anon user name
Anon, you're going to have to kick your own ass because he just called you a faggot.

>>9365161
>All that watermelon leaking out

>>9279169
I can't disagree. I always felt bad that I couldn't appreciate my mom's tilapia that she was so proud of