/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>mother overcooks every piece of meat including seafood
>refuses to believe that bringing to temperature kills it regardless of how long it cooks
>constantly fucks with the meat unless it's in the oven and out of her grasp
>puts worcestershire sauce on all her meat to season it
>drowns chicken in shitty BBQ sauce and burns it on the grill
I ate it as a kid but can't choke that shit down anymore. If I'm cooking she'll put it back on the grill/skillet for 10 more minutes because "it isn't done".

>MFW i've traveled the world and prefer to eat with my hands
>MFW uncultured faggot Americans look at me like i'm a madman

You don't know eating until you've had two Ethiopian women hand feeding your ugly ass; i'll gladly continue to be a savage by western standards.