/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be this Absolute Fukkin Unit
>lifelong footy fan
>gonna see England finally win the Euro
>they’re gonna win IN England
>fuck buying outdoor vendor food; literally make a special England cake and bring it with you
>Spend the whole match resisting the cake.
>Not one bite. Not one taste. Waiting for England to win.
>Because soon, this cake will be topped with national victory. No cake will have ever tasted so good. No cake will ever taste so good again.
>Game comes down to penalties.
>Fukkin miraculous goalkeeping! England has this in the bag!
>This will truly be the cake of all cakes!
>…
>The “Three Lions” happen..
>There is no joy. No victory. The cake is doused with an unpalatable layer of bitter despair
>All he can do is stare down at the cake in sadness
I don’t care what anyone says. This is the single saddest image ever captured in the history of football.

Also
>that bitch in red just behind him grinning for some reason

>be this Absolute Unit British lad
>literally get a custom England cake made to eat in celebration of your team finally winning a Euro cup in your lifetime, and doing so at home
>you want that fucking cake so bad; you just want to take a small bite
>but no, you resist temptation, because you know that cake will be the sweetest cake you’ve ever eaten after your team wins
>oh fuck, it’s down to penalties
>hell yeah, your keeper made some miraculous saves. England has this in the bag.
>… your team misses 3 penalties in a row
<pic literally taken seconds after Italy wins>
>I.. I don’t even want this cake now.. why does that bitch behind me have this shit-eating grin? My feet hurt. I just want to go home.
All he wanted was to experience the pride of national victory and delicious cake at the same time.
He looks like a good lad. He didn’t deserve this fate.
F.