/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9746133
>visit germany
>all beers come in 0.5l bottles
>and 0.5l bottles only
>choose between an infinite variety of piss-coloured slightly carbonated wheatwater or cloudy piss-coloured vaguely carbonated wheatwater
>choose between 5% strength and 5% strength
>leave empty bottles next to trashcans so the pensionless elderly don't have to dig them out
>donate empty bottles to beggars in subway stations
>tip the beneath-the-povertyline microjob bartenders with empy bottles
>never even get drunk
at least you have that cheaper-than-vodka vodka-like thing called "korn", that stuff's passable