/ck/ - Food & Cooking

lower right or perish

>>12259408
the fuck? Patti losing weight bro, what are you feeding Patti?

Man, there is some really triggered people in this thread

>>11154274
just make my shit BONELESS

>>10737764
Running up on my record of going without sex since my last girlfriend and some random, dirty 27 year old mother of two with enormous tits and an ass that once crushed my Arizona tea when she tried sitting on my lap while I was in the driver's seat.

Since then, and while going to uni, I've cocked out of about 4 or 5 opportunities. One of which, I was about as close as my nostrils are to each other to this girl who I have an unhealthy fascination with. I got to the point that I could bother her at the front desk at anytime from 1am to 7am and there was no one else around, ever. She threw her resume in face after I criticized it, I got a tiny little cut, and she was blowing on my chin and putting a band-aid on it. She has a chubby, nu-male, boyfriend, but she can run a 3k and used to be a cheerleader who worked as a lifeguard.

I'm fucking tired of this shit guys.

>>10703483
They aren't that bad. They're better than the other faggots brought on that show, and they do review some pretty interesting places. I'd eat a golden donut.

>>7614052
>spend a whole weekend drinking entirely too much captain morgans and coke, get really sick of it
>few days later go out for a meal with friends
>have a coke with my meal
>drink it
>can taste rum

>>5273085
It's basically this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnFw2qjaRso

but with food. Shitty, frozen, mall food. Go kill yourself. Then me.

>>5216272
>>5216347
Are you a vampire or something?