/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16023694
If you want to eat grass here's what you need to do. Go to a farm with cattle. kill a cow, start digging into it's abdomen (now it'll take a while you read the other directions), search for it's third stomach, before that the grass isn't digested enough, after and it'll burn you(it's too acidic), cut out the third stomache, zip tie the holes closed, bring that sucker home, dump it in the fridge and you have enough ready to digest grass for 10 days!