/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Pierre Von Lobo du Euro works in a quaint little cafe in his small city
>Wakes up at 4:30am to roast beans
>Grinds and runs to the bakery at 5:30am before they open for their special pastries
>He has the French presses, v60s, and espresso machines running.
>He looks up to see the most stunning woman ever walk through the door
>Can only gaze with his mouth agape
>She looks over the pastries and glances at the coffee
>He meekly asks her can't he help her in his native langauge.
>Oh, I'm so sorry, I only speak English.
>He speaks it too, so he confidently answers that he speaks English
>I will make you the best coffee you have every have and show you real European hospitality
>The chocolate croissants are made by a wonderful woman and I just got this Ethiopian blend I roasted this morn......
>oh sorry to interrupt, but I'm in a hurry.
>I'm looking for the Starbucks. My phone died and your country has incorrect electrical outlets.
>Pierre feels a single tear forming in his eye, with both starting to swell.
>He starts crying, looking down to hide his shame.
>A blond haired guy wearing an American flag t-shirt and OD green American patch ball cap with sunglasses walks in
>Hey babe, I found the Starbucks. We can get some coffee, get out of this dump, and make it to the airport in plenty of time
>He glances at Pierre
>What's this faggot's problem?
>Chad, be nice..... I think he is retarded
>Well, thank you for the help sir.... you town is..... nice.
>Pierre sobs while locking the door and starts drinking cordials while posting on 4chan how he hates Americans