/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>spent all summer cooking burgers on the grill, pan, griddle, etc
>perfect the average fast food burger, but tastier
>no longer have to go out for a nice big burger
>but i still cannot recreate how meh yet somehow tasty McDonald's burgers are
i need their chemical mix.

>work at the hut
>leave topper on, go into drive thru
>"from one fast food worker to another, i gave you a employee discount"
living life on easy mode. house mortgage is almost paid off.

>add a little bit of beans and extra meat to my chili

>>18747579

>stomach is empty and im hungry
>but im also fasting and looking at my fat belly in shame
time to go work out ;_;

>faggot relatives whinge shit like "omg turkey meat is always sooo dry"
>have only cooked a turkey once before, kinda dry
>mfw after autistically basting the turkey ever 30 minutes and it comes out fucking perfect and juicy
i do it too but i think too many house wives on thanksgiving drink too much and become too inebriated to properly cook this shit. or they're just incompetent. ive served 24 people while almost completely plastered and every dish came out fantastic.