/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17228690
FYI here are some of the lesser-known secret orders:

>"Aged to Perfection"
Each restaurant has a hidden cache of old patties kept under a heat lamp until they acquire a more sophisticated flavor and patina. Add "VS" or "VSOP" to ensure that you get a burger at least 3 or 5 weeks old, respectively.

>"TFW-no-GF"
A cute girl employee will spit in your food.

>"Reich Style"
For a modest extra fee, your food will be accompanied by a signed certificate guaranteeing a "whites only" chain of custody within the kitchen.

>"Down & Dirty"
Subject to availability, you can get food that was dropped on the floor for half price.

>"No Irish"
Fries made with turnips instead of potatoes.

>"UberEats Mode"
The food will be removed from heat and allowed to cool before transfer, to save the driver the time of letting the meal get cold himself.

>"California Style"
Your meal will be shaken, then burned, then injected with CBD oil, AIDS, and Botox--and finally delivered to your car by a gang of rioters. Also, sales tax will be doubled.

>"TF2 Special"
You get one of these cute paper hats.