/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11844165
I always put lots of butter and crème fraîche in my boyfriend's dishes because he's an absolute skelly and I want him to gain weight since I fear for his health

I've mixed everything and stored them in the fridge. Hope everything goes well!

>>11796732
HI FREN

ITT we share our stories working BOH

>Be me pantry anon
>23
>Sunday afternoon
>Expo is looking for missing steak and eggs
>Distracting Grill
>Sauté next to me suddenly jumps
>Blood everywhere on his station
>ineedhealing.wav
>try to rush him some first aid ASAP
>come back to see hand wrapped in paper towels, taped, and doube gloved
>He keeps going like it's nothing
>mfw nobody else cares because we are all dead inside

>>11792946
I didn't need to read that.

>>11787998
>breakfast: sourdough toast w/ butter, black coffee
>snack 1: mixed nuts and black coffee
>lunch: protein shake w/ banana and berries
>snack 2: 2 x fruit
>dinner: spiced grilled protein (chicken / fish / red meat) w/ vegetables (green beans / brussles sprouts / frozen veggie mix) and carbs (sweet potato or rice)
>dessert: 2 x cubes dark chocolate, 1 - 3 glasses cheap red wine

I eat out one lunch (friday) and one dinner (sat or sun) each week.

What are some good recipes that makes girls pig out? I need a girl to just completely lose all control with my cooking. Don’t ask why, I just do.

>>11754984
...*gulp*... NEXT-a

>be american
>have shit ingredients

>rip up some tortillas and pan fry them
>break some eggs and mix them in the pan
>add some cheese
>serve on plate with some salsa
bola

>>11535581
also good with maple syrup

>tfw work at IHOP
>tfw same customer always ask for a sad face pancake every morning and eats alone
>feelsbadman

What would be some pizza toppings that go well with habanero?

>>11249584
When I had it, my observation was that it tasted like garlicky mango

>*walks behind you with knife*
>SHARP! BEHIND!

>orders 12 pack of tacos
>only 6 sauces in the bag

Why are fast food drive thru workers so god damn stingy?

grocery list thread usa only yuropoor yurofags maplefags and 3rd world btfo

share your weekly /semi-bi-weekly grocery list, where you buy them from, everything you buy in detail, and how much it all costs and rate / critique other anons's grocery lists

rate my planned 10 day grocery list (1 person):
>walshart
>10.96 5lb chicken breast
>1.48 rice 2.2lb
>4.98 Great Value Lentils, 4 lb
>1.52 Great Value Black Eyed Peas 1lb
>2.47 3lb white potatoes
>2.22 32oz corn pea carrot green bean veggie mix
>2.22 Great Value Broccoli Cuts, 32 oz
>2.98 Great Value Cappuccino Beverage Mix, French Vanilla, 16 oz
>2.46 Great Value Whole Milk, 1 gal
>1.59 Bobs Red Mill Rolled Oats, Thick, 16 oz
>9.96 Great Value Cherry Berry Blend, 48 oz
>1.88 Thrifty Bee Honey, 8oz
>2.18 Great Value No-Stir All Natural Creamy Peanut Butter, 16 oz
>1.68 3lb fresh bananas
>6.37 1 gal orange juice
>1.89 great value 18 eggs
>6.33 24oz bacon
>1.64 pancake mix
>1.98 syrup
>3.94 Great Value Thin Spaghetti, 32 oz (2 Packs)
>2.96 2 28oz cans of diced tomatoes in tomato juice
>7.48 2.2lb ground beef
>1.96 2lb yellow onions
>1.24 Great Value Minced Garlic, 8 oz
>15.67 - Kessler's Blended Whiskey, 1.75 L
>14.37 Corona Extra Beer, 12 fl oz, 12 Pack
>2.98 Chex Mix Traditional Savory Snack Mix, 15 oz Bag
>2.98 Fritos Flavor Twists Honey BBQ Corn Snacks, 9.25 oz Bag
>2.00 Baken-ets Traditional Fried Pork Skins, 3.0 oz
>2.00 Chips Ahoy! Chewy Cookies, Original, 10 Oz
>2.96 2 Reese's, Peanut Butter Cups Chocolate Candy, 2.75 Oz, 5Ct each
>3.68 Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream, 16 oz
total after sales tax: $138.88

yes, i may have high functioning autism and i'm 6ft2 212lbs so yes i am also mildly overweight

>>11058092
WA-LA

this all happened 8 years ago, I still regret this.

>be me
>mom made beef stew
>i try the beef stew and it sucks, too acidic and thick
>i add cream, salt, cracked pepper, oregano and wine to the stew and stir it up
>perfection.gif
>i leave it alone and put it on a medium heat to reduce it a bit
>mom tries it shortly after i fix the dish and she loves it
>10 minutes later i smell burning stew
>ohfuckohfuck.jpg
>my perfect stew was burnt, smelling up the kitchen and ruined
>mom walks in on me panicking, she starts yelling at me
>dad comes home, hears the yelling. He walks in and smells my awful mess
>mom throws out stew in rage, dad hits her and i run away crying and hungry

why the fuck am i like this?

Now you're wondering how junts Finnish food is. You can imagine the fox trucker to swallow mustard in cold weather about a couple of days ago on HK blue. Finally, this 117 kilogram of sheep crosses his luck with "aah, make a bet" and flushes the whole unspeakable fox with warm calf. SIIS HYI VITTU!

What about the life spas, or the rats, who cook pasta every day in the kettle and spice the horrible mixture with the salt so that it would have some taste (that is, salt). From sick I say. It's hard to get the hell out of the hell of what the sheep are dragging, even if you eat what you can afford, that is, the macaroni, the king of roaches.

So the Finnish kitchen is quite straightforward, just eating food. Some fucking pork chops and meat jellies fried in a fucking loaf, and Karelian pie - all that muddy pudding in the same fucking raccoon forest I would not even feed the pigs. In addition, the only spice that is known in this country is salt and it is also put in so vitally for food that the blood vessels will certainly clog.

For the remainder bonus:
-potato
-water bucket
-lihakimpale
-oil
Mix with each other and warm in the oven. Serve your fellow mates while watching the Unknown Soldier.

So you are VITTU.

*walks behind you with knife
>SHARP!

Since every food that More than a couple of people eat is "childish" or a "meme food" or SoiBoy or Reddit or whatever

What foods are actually acceptable to you guys? And not memes?

What is your favorite thing to eat after having sex.

>>10967375
doesn't help my main problem of the oil and juices evaporating and leaking out of the vaccum of the exhaust hood, but i guess i could get a splatterguard and use it along with >>10967299's idea

also stop bully