/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8551393
>It was the summer of Current Year -1
>Friends and I were hanging out at McDonald's regularly because they were open until 11 and they let us play cards if we bought a drink
>The management likes us because they would rather have us there playing cards not causing a ruckus than some homeless bums bothering customers
>We get on friendly terms with management and employees
>We start making up joke advertisements for McDonald's while we're playing
>Our biggest one was Big McFlurry
>Literally just a vanilla McFlurry with Big Mac sauce mixed in instead of candy
>One of the managers frequently overhears us talking about Big McFlurry
>One day we're up ordering
>Friend orders a McFlurry
>I tell the cashier he wants Big Mac sauce in it
>"Really?"
>She was gonna do it, the absolute madwoman
>Start laughing and tell her it was a joke
>The manager comes out from the back
>Says, "You guys have been talking about this Big McFlurry for weeks now, either you're having one, or you're going to stop talking about it!"
>I look at my friends
>One Big McFlurry, please
>The cashier, with a look of pure disgust on her face, mixes up the foul concoction
>They hand us the cup, and I could smell the scent of pickles coming off of the ice cream
>We each take a spoonful and the employees come to watch the spectacle
>One of them is recording it on their phone
>We all put our spoons in our mouths simultaneously
>As soon as the cream touches my tongue, I gag
>Power through it and swallow, but my stomach is instantly queasy and tears are streaming down my face
>Look at my friends and see similar reactions
>We finally tried our abomination, and it was the most disgusting thing I had ever put in my mouth

At least it was free.

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